Hari Raya 2022 Jokes

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Lisa: "You told me the other day that you'd be a friend to me to the end."

Salmah: "That's right."

Lisa: "That's wonderful. Will you lend me RM13?"

Salmah: : "No!"

Lisa: "You are not superstitious, are you?" 

Salmah: "No, this is the end!"


Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!


Teacher: How old is your mother?

Fatimah: She is as old as I.

Teacher: How can that be?

Fatimah: She became a mother only when I was born.

Teacher: Hmmm, interesting. And what was your mother before her marriage?

Fatimah: Before her marriage, I had no mother!


Q: Which hand is better to write with?

A: Neither, it’s better to write with a pen!


When my son started weight-lifting.

Dad: "Your arms are huge."

Son: "Thanks."

Dad: "Better start losing some weight!"


Q: What are the strongest days of the week?

A: Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.!


Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems!


A man approached his neighbour.

"Ahmad," he asked, "will you be using your golf clubs on Saturday."

Ahmad replied, " Yes, I am playing golf this Saturday."

"Good" Then you won't be needing your lawnmower."

"I am afraid I won't be able to lend it to you" said Ahmad shamefaced.

"The fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it back!"
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