Another Case Of Extreme Sucking Up Plus The Angel At The Horse Races Joke

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Here is the Angel At The Horse Races  joke.

A guy took his life savings and went to the horse races. He had a hot tip and he just knew that his horse would win. He would make a lot of money and all his financial troubles would be over. 

Just as he was about to place his bet on that horse, an angel showed up. The angel told him, 'Dont bet your money on that horse. You will regret it'.

So the guy wavered. Then the devil showed up. The devil told him, 'Dont listen to the angel. These so called do gooders just dont want to see you making money and living happily. Go ahead. Place your bet'.

To make a long story short the guy lost all his money. He hung his head and cried. The devil was no where to be seen.

The angel showed up and rubbed it in - 'I told you so. I told you not to bet on that horse. Now you have lost all your money. You should have bet on my horse because my horse won.'

To my credit I have consistently picked the right horses. 
And I have consistently avoided picking the losing horses.
But I dont bet. I am not a gambling person. 

There is a simple and surefire technique to picking the right "horse".

I look for people who speak, act and live their lives using logic and science - or as close to it as they can.  Science based people, people who are logical, car mechanics, wood workers, craftsmen who realise that a straight edge on wood, steel and in a brick wall bring more benefits to mankind than all the hocus pocus prayers in the world.  These are the winning horses. They get things done.

To be avoided are people who depend on nonsense and the absence of logic, reason and science to manage their lives.  People who believe in hantus, bomohs and jampi are not even in my circle of friends. The religious are to be avoided - at all costs. Their lives are just a big black empty hole full of nothing. These are the losing horses.

Shall we make this a little more complicated? In the 'consideration for gratification' what does the devil get in return for corrupting yet another unthinking human?

What does the devil get? 
The devil recruits people for doom and destruction.  
To be cast into eternal hell fire. 

Ok... Err . . . .why? 

What does the devil get in return for his 'success'?  

Finally over to the Garden of Eden  -  if Eve was made out of Adam's rib then it means that Eve shares exactly the same DNA as Adam. 

Genetically isnt that 'incest' ?  Posted by Syed Akbar Ali 

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