Men Are Hard To Please

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Men Are Hard To Please
     男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:     男人的问题是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;     如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD

     对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
     如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.     如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;     如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS

     如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
     如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.    如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
     如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)     如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
     如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.     如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;     如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him
     如果不，他说妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;     如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u
     如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;     如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so

     如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;     如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN
     如果他吸烟，他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
     如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.     如果他考得好，他说是实力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;     如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!
     如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true......
 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don't they say u are selfish....

    如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
Send this to guys out there anyway..

快转寄这邮件给男生吧！

Send it to girls also, give them some laughter..

转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！www.zukidin.com {Estd 2012}

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