Men Are Hard To Please




Men Are Hard To Please
     男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:     男人的问题是:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;     如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD

     对他不好,他说妳骄傲.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
     如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.     如果不,他说妳是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;     如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS

     如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
     如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.    如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
     如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)     如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
     如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.     如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;     如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him
     如果不,他说妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;     如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u
     如果他骂妳,是表示他“关心”妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;     如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so

     如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;     如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN
     如果他吸烟,他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
     如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.     如果他考得好,他说是实力!
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;     如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!
     如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true......
 如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..
but if u don't they say u are selfish....

    如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私..
Send this to guys out there anyway..

快转寄这邮件给男生吧!

Send it to girls also, give them some laughter..

转寄给女生,让她们笑一笑!www.zukidin.com {Estd 2012}

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