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Virus corona mudah berjangkit... Cara nak hapuskannya ialah kena putuskan rantaian penularan virus itu... Kaedah yang diamalkan di seluruh dunia ialah lockdown, orang tranung kata social distancing, itu saja caranya.... Dan bagi yang terkena covid-19, setakat ini belum ditemui lagi vaksin khusus yang boleh menyembuhkan.

Seluruh dunia cemas dan muram.... Segala aktiviti ekonomi, sosial, pendidikan, sukan terpaksa dihentikan.... Hanya doktor dan pegawai perubatan yang sedang bertungkus-lumus melawan wabak ini untuk menyelamatkan mangsa dan untuk menghalang penularan virus ini..


Pihak polis dan tentera membantu mengawal pergerakan rakyat dalam usaha untuk memastikan rantaian penularan virus ini dapat diputuskan.
Kajian Unicef menunjukkan tidak ada bukti kukuh yang menunjukkan  virus Convid-19 hidup dalam air atau sisa2 kumbahan.
Tuan Ibrahin Tuan Man nak buat kajian kalau2 virus corona boleh hidup dalam jamban dan saluran najis.... Adoi. Ustaz, kalau ya pun tunggulah dulu.... 
Buat apa tu? Buat kajian Covid 19 Ostad suruh...

Kalau pun menatang covid ni boleh hidup dalam 'tu' ... Tak ada sapa yang nak pi dok berenang kat situ... kecuali walaun dan macai...

Kajian kajian ni bukan keperluan buat masa sekarang... Ustaz duduk di rumah diam-diam sudahlah, kalau nak keluar sekejap-sekejap ada hal penting jangan lupa pakai topeng... itu je.

Bila keadaan dah ok nanti, bukan setakat buat kajian virus boleh hidup dalam lubang jamban, kalau ustaz nak ternak virus dalam ladang sawit pun boleh. - Umo Bin Othman


Makcik Kiah kena kencing lagi...
Dalam sesi wawancara bersama Astro Awani topik persoalan 'Dari Mana Datangnya Peruntukan Pakej Prihatin' diumumkan, Menteri Kewangan akui Mak Cik Kiah terima bantuan RM864 sahaja bukan RM4464 seperti disebut PM. Selebihnya apa diumumkan dalam pakej tersebut adalah dari penangguhan bayaran, yang mana tetap ditanggung rakyat dan kena dibayar Mak Cik Kiah.

1. Alhamdulillah dan terima kasihlah kepada Menteri Kewangan, Tengku Zafrul, kerana ikhlas mengaku yang bantuan kerajaan KICA kepada wanita misteri Mak Cik Kiah (MCK) tu RM800 sahaja.

2. Ini sagatlah besar bezanya dengan yang Perdana Menteri "bukan pilihan rakyat" Muhyiddin Mohd Yassin dakwa sebanyak RM4,464 seorang.

3. "Bukan pilihan rakyat" tu bukan saya yang memandai-mandai. Muhyiddin sendiri yang kata dalam ucapan dia Jumaat lalu.

4. Jadi betullah congak sahabat saya iaitu bakinya adalah duit MCK sendiri yang ada dalam sistem kewangan negara macam simpanan, caruman dan hutang. Maksudnya duit sendiri lah.

5. Kecuali pengeluran simpanan KWSP, mudah tunai (liquidity) yang lain tu sementara saja. Lepas tempoh penangguhan, segala hutang kena bayar balik macam biasa.

6. Jadi MCK dan penerima kena faham dan jangan dok joli. Macam Tengku Zafrul kata, duit yang kerajaan ikut celah atap bagi hanya RM800.

7. Itu pun bukan duit dia. Duit kerajaan. Duit cukai kita. Ni dengar cerita mereka dok fikir nak bawa balik GST pula. - A Kadir Jasin.


Tangkap Covid-19 dalam botoi...
Kepada pusat perawatan pesakit yg tangkap virus Kobis19 isi dalam botol tu, buleh tag gua. Botol kaca dan plastik ada lebih nih, made in Balakong.

Buleh buka table di Sri Petaling tangkap kobis yg pertama dalam dunia. Pertama sekali, kita pi Sg Buloh tangkap kobis pada Frontliners pasai depa yg paling berisiko tinggi rawat pesakit. Hang ambik hat umoq 50 ataih tangkap kobis masuk botoi, rama2 hat yg muda belaka pas pada gua ja.



Saya telah menangkap dan mengurung (bukan selamanya) convid-19 ke dlm botol. Botol ini saya isi air. Saya simpan dlm freezer bersama dgn botol air lain yang kosong. Selama tempoh 5 hari botol berisi covid-19 tidak membeku sedangkan botol air biasa beku dalam tempoh 6 jam.
Macam2 hal puak hampa nih. Ada ka buleh cakap dgn virus kobis tu jika masih ada lagi dalam badan sila gerakkan tangan. Maka dengan segera virus dalam badan manusia tu gerakkan tangan. Haduiii.

Gua tengok pun, bukan virus tu yg gerakkan tangan. Jin yg masih berbaki dalam badan tu yg gerakkan. Masyaallah... hang buat apa sampai mcm nih sekali. Nak buat rawatan tu, buatlah yg betui.

Dan kpd Makcik Kiah, harap sabar... duit makcik tu hujung bulan 4 baru dapat. RM10 bilion ja peruntukan yg di beri kpd rakyat melalui maklumat data BSH. Bukan semua rakyat Malaysia yg dapat. Covid19 masuk botoi...Gino Marvela


Nak berjemaah juga...
Rondaan dan pemantauan berterusan yang dilakukan oleh Penguatkuasa agama bersama PDRM hari ini di sekitar Bagan Serai.

Seramai 13 org Jemaah telah ditahan oleh polis dan dibawa ke IPD Kerian utk tindakan selanjutnya kerana melanggar Perintah Kawalan Pergerakan (PKP) Covid 19.

Banyak kitab feqah wabaq di zaman silam menyarankan pemerintah melakukan kuarantin memastikan mematikan transmisi virus/kuman di kawasn berlaku wabaq. Antara perintah ini termasuk sembahyang di rumah dan penjarakkan sosial. Di zaman sekarang kewajiban kuarantin terus berlaku. Kuarantin kerna ketiadaan ubat membunuh kuman/virus. Sekarang boleh di serentakkan yakni kuarantin dengan kawalan dan penyedian ubatan sekira nya di ketemui. Selalu nya agak lewat.

Bagan serai ni dekat dengan Parit Buntar..Sini kawasan pekat PAS.. kawasan kulaan..Cuba kita bayangkan.. Jika gambar ini, Bagaimana Polis angkut orang Solat Jamaah pergi ke Balai berlaku dizaman PH ..Agaknya apa Komen orang PAS dan UMNO ?

Syukur lah Allah tentukan Kejadian2 ini tak berlaku zaman PH perintah..kalau tak tak tau tak pasai pasai DAP akan dituduh perkudakan Polis..Menteri Agama yg kebetulan MP Parit Buntar akan dituduh tunduk kepada Kapir sampai Solat Jamaah pun ditangkap..!

Mohon semua masjid dan surau memberi kerjasama terbaik dan mematuhi arahan Pihak Berkuasa. - f/bk


Muhyiddin Yassin and the runaway train...
Religion, as it is practised in Malaysia, is soul-destroying. If a woman were to discover a cure for coronavirus, many Malay Muslims in Malaysia, would probably say, "Mana tudung? Apa tak pakai tudung? Berdosa..." (Where is your head covering? Why aren't you wearing your head covering? Sinful).

If I were to visit a government 'jabatan' (department) dressed in a skirt, without a tudung, all hell would probably break loose. I once accompanied a relative to the Shah Alam syariah court and was rudely admonished by a woman in uniform, when a strand of hair poked out from my scarf.

Religion and race have corrupted our thinking and altered our priorities. Give the Malay a microphone and a soapbox to stand on, and he thinks he is God's gift to politics - and he is ever ready to micromanage how you live. Dress a Malay in uniform, and he thinks he is a Field Marshal.

The befuddled thinking is not confined to Malay men. The new Minister for Women, Family and Community Development, Rina Harun, and her deputy, Siti Zailah Mohd Yusoff, have failed to inspire confidence during this alarming spread of the coronavirus in the country.

Rina (photo, below) is conspicuous by her silence on the role of women in tackling the coronavirus threat, while Siti Zailah is fixated on the uniforms of MAS' Muslim cabin crew. What are their solutions for MAS employees who have been forced to take three months of unpaid leave?

Mortgages and house rents have to be paid, as do car and study loans. As money is tight and family members are confined to the house, domestic violence will probably increase.

In the current pandemic, most Malaysian victims contracted coronavirus at the tabligh gathering, at the Sri Petaling Mosque in Kuala Lumpur. However, do you hear Jakim, the ulama or conservative Muslim MPs speaking out?

The tabligh attendees who have not come forward for testing are probably scared. Many may be refugees or illegal migrants. They fear being deported or sent to languish in camps. Others fear high treatment and hospital fees.

Why won't religious leaders use every facility available, such as TV, radio, newspapers, leaflets and social media, to make their appeal? When it comes to finding pork DNA in chocolates, anything is possible.

Naturally, Malaysians are angry and will direct their blame to the attendees, calling them stupid and selfish. Instead, they should blame the authorities.

Years of controversial preachings have made some attendees think that their God will protect them. They are probably convinced they will not harm others. They don't think they will put other lives at risk. Remarks such as "I only fear Allah and not the coronavirus" show the dangers posed by some radical ulamas.

The Ministry of Health (MOH) has been monitoring the coronavirus threat since the first death was reported in December last year. Tests were conducted on people who returned from Wuhan. People were hospitalised and treated. The MOH guideline detailed many critical steps the public should observe.
An attempt to blame the previous government
Today, in an attempt to blame the previous Pakatan Harapan administration, supporters of Perikatan Nasional (PN) blame Harapan for not monitoring this pandemic. They should criticise Muhyiddin and his co-conspirators for plotting the power-grab, on Feb 23, while Harapan's attention was centred on the threat posed by the coronavirus.

On March 9, Brunei confirmed that one of its citizens had contracted coronavirus from Sri Petaling, and had also infected five others. Jakim (Department of Islamic Development in Malaysia), and the new Minister for Religious Affairs should have immediately suspended Friday prayers. They didn't.

On March 11, the World Health Organization (WHO) declared coronavirus a pandemic. This should have been sufficient for Jakim and the minister, to cancel the Friday prayers on March 13. Instead, the authorities called for the sermon to be shortened.

Today, anything involving religion forces all politicians to tread carefully. So, if a Muslim breaks the law, they have to be careful about punishing him for fear of upsetting the Muslim masses. People who have broken into temples and vandalised the premises were said to have "mental health problems". Really?

In 2014, the gang rape of two teenage girls by 30 men in Kelantan shocked the nation, It was alleged that there was insufficient evidence to prosecute the men. Our government cannot protect children from being married-off, nor can it protect women from sexual crimes or domestic abuses.

When fires or beatings in tahfiz schools caused deaths, the authorities were afraid to punish the culprits. The cases dragged on and on until we forgot about them.

Malaysians wonder if children in tahfiz schools learn about national unity, science, mathematics, geography and the world outside their tahfiz tempurung (coconut shell); but the focus in on vernacular schools.

The ulamas make people think more about the afterlife than life on earth. They fail to teach Malaysians about compassion, humanity and how to live among people of different faiths and cultures.

The solution is easy. Ban Jakim because it destroys lives, both Malay and non-Malay, and it does not promote national unity. Ban tahfiz schools, because they destroy young minds and deprive young people of their futures.

Let it be a lesson to all that things done in haste are never done right. Muhyiddin could not wait to grab the reins of power. He and his cabinet lurch from one slip-up to the next. He has just proven to the nation that the group of Malays who fashion themselves "superior" make poor leaders, or even managers.

Malay leaders miscalculated the danger of using race and religion to manipulate minds and control people. Now, their fear is, "How can we stop this runaway train?" - Mariam Mokhtar

cheers.

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