Boring Elections Are Too Far Away

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 The state elections are too far away and they are becoming really boring. The Election Commission should have held the elections say 10 days ago. Why drag it until 12th August?
I have nothing new to say folks.  Would you like to know what is going on in the country? Let's ask an expert's opinion - YOU. Just ask yourself has your life become better over the past eight months? What about your children's lives?
Hello Indian people, have your post SPM and post STPM children got any better chances at university entry? The quota is still there. Nothing has changed lah. 
Oh there is some change. Yesterday I went to the bank. We were sitting there and waiting for our number to be called. Then on the wall I saw the Agong's picture. Then there was also that donkey fellow's picture staring at us.  
Do you recall the 2001 movie 'Planet of the Apes'? The hero survives and jumps into his space ship and escapes from the Planet of the Apes. After a while he reaches safely back to Earth. His spaceship lands in Washington DC (its a Hollywood movie) and the police cars and ambulances start arriving to help the hero. Then when the policemen jump out and run to the spaceship the hero sees that the policemen in Washington DC are also apes. The monkeys have taken over planet Earth as well. Thats how I felt in that bank yesterday.


 
There are two more days for the elections. Please go out and vote to kick out the PH fellows. Just kick them out. Change the dirty diapers. They are full of shit. We need to keep changing them asap. 
Save the country. Kick them out.

The views expressed are those of the writer and do not necessarily reflect those of MMKtT.
By Syed Akbar Ali 

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