Trump Visit Will Cause Traffic Jam From Hell Reckons Home Grown Stand Up Comedian Jason Leong

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US President Donald Trump’s decision to visit during the ASEAN Summit in October appears to be a feather in Malaysia’s diplomatic cap.

However, not all Malaysians are so enamoured with the visit of the former TV reality star.

One such citizen is well-known stand-up comedian Dr Jason Leong who opined that all roads leading to Kuala Lumpur, including byways, highways and even the small loose bitumen trail leading to your mother’s house – will be closed.

For a month as well before and after Trump’s much ballyhooed visit, projected Leong who gave up his career as a doctor to focus on being a full-time stand-up comedian in 2014.

The 40-year-old comic was obviously poking fun at the security measures that will be undertaken to ensure the safety of The Don while he’s here.
Leong foresees Trumps visit to KL would bring the entire capital city which is often gridlocked anyway to a complete and utter standstill.
The post has already generated 1.2K likes, 390 comments and 87 shares at time of publication.
Some commenters seemed confused by the need for a US leader to come calling at an ASEAN shindig.

More than a few saw the similarities with the pandemic, claiming that the authorities might as well just declare an MCO (movement control order). It’d certainly save the hassle of being stuck in traffic for hours.

Better still, just declare public holiday as seems to be the typical SOP (standard operating procedure) in Malaysia.


One observer wanted a tit-for-tat response to implementation of US tariffs on Malaysian exports, taxing the special presidential ride (codenamed The Beast).

However, one did see a positive side to the whole affair. Malaysians will be getting better roads as the route will be patched up to be good as new.

Modifying Trump’s much trumpeted ‘MAGA’ (Making America Great Again) slogan, one commenter declared the US Commander in Chief had come to “Make ASEAN Great Again”.

So perhaps Malaysians should perhaps just bask in the privilege of such a visit. –  Focus Malaysia

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