Monday Lite Jawatan Kosong

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Applications are invited from qualified candidates to fill a vacant position.

Qualifications :
1.  Biological [DNA] requirements. 
Applicants who have DNA 100% Melayu will be given preference. Mamak, arab bungkus, arab celup applicants can be considered if all other applicants do not qualify.  
Kerala candidates "No need to apply. Dont even think about it".  

1.a  Applicants' wives

Applicants whose wives are also of DNA 100%  Melayu will be given preference.  
Applicants with non DNA 100% Melayu wives will still be considered if there are no other more suitable candidates..   

Physical attributes 

1.b  Applicants who are at least 5ft 8 inches in height will be given preference.
Applicants who are 5ft 6 inches tall will also be considered. 
Other "vertically challenged" candidates will still be considered if  there are no other more suitable candidates.   

 1.c  Applicants who are berwajah hensem will be given preference. Applicants who are less handsome but look intelligent [with / without round spectacles] will still be considered. Applicants who are neither berwajah hensem nor look intelligent [with / without round spectacles]  will still be considered  if there are no other more suitable candidates.

Academic qualifications. 

2a.  Applicants who are university graduates will be given preference. Applicants who can read and write will still be considered if there are no other more suitable candidates. 

Other qualifications

3a. Applicants who are married, preferably with one wife, who have stable homes and families will be given preference.  Those who do not comply will still be considered 
if there are no other more suitable candidates.

3b. Applicants who have no criminal records, no involvement with any kind of substance abuse, not inclined to aggression or violent behaviour will be given preference.  Those who do not comply will still be considered if there are no other more suitable candidates.

3c.  Applicants who have extraordinary propensities to wearing ceremonial dress,  to frequently appear in public, smile unendingly [or appear grim and serious - as the case maybe] will be given preference.  Those who do not comply will still be considered  if there are no other more suitable candidates.
Posted by Syed Akbar Ali 

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