Merdeka Day Jokes


 


Late one night, Ismail was walking home alone when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Ismail and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Ismail put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then went through Ismail's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Ismail was a ringgit. The thief was so surprised at this that he asked, "why did you even bother to fight so hard for just a ringgit?" Ismail replied, “I thought you were after the one hundred ringgit I've got in my shoe!



Was the Malayan Declaration of Independence written in London?

No, it was written in ink!


The younger generation have forgotten what 31st August is really about. 

Today, we commemorate the freedom we have every day. 

It's not about fireworks and parties. 

That's what makes it fun!


What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

Dino-mite!


Why did the duck say bang?

Because he was a firequacker!


What was Tunku Abdul Rahman’s favourite tree?

The infantry!


Why were the Orang Asli like ants?

They lived in colonies!


What did a patriot put on his dry skin?

Revo-lotion!


What did the little firecracker say to the bigger firecracker?

Hi, Pop!
 
"Well," snarled the tough old General to a bewildered soldier. "I suppose after you get discharged from the army, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave." 

"Not me, General!" the soldier replied. "Once I get out of the army, I'm never going to stand in line again!"


What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

Pop-corn!


Let's enjoy one of the last Merdeka days before our complete dependence on China!


What did one flag say to the other flag?

Nothing. It just waved!


During the Japanese Occupation, a Lieutenant asked a soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. 

"Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" 

The soldier replied, "I got my four, Sir."
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